Języki

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Źródło: https://www.tiktok.com/@karminker/video/7365996230821825824

#jezykiobce #iluzjeoptyczne #kognitywistyka #deykuntiktok

The Truth about Grammatical Gender

#jezykiobce #jezykoznawstwo #lingwistyka #jezykpolski

https://youtu.be/MYmLd8J8ElM

#jezykiobce #jezykoznawstwo #lingwistyka

#angielskizhejto #toydollsnadzis

Day 3.

Dzisiaj dodatkowo dodaję słowniczek najważniejszych zwrotów :

Proszę bardzo: "give someone one", "get one's leg over", "rumpy pumpy" - chodzi o ruchanie

Molly Was Immoral

Molly marked the end,

Of her rotten marriage

When she began to spend,

Her time round the garage

A libido & lots,

Hey hey hey,

More than Elsie tanners

Molly had the hots,

For Kevins tools & spanners

The devil with his dungarees on

Kevin was giving molly one

Everywhere that Tyrone goes they say Molly's wicked

Since Kevin had his leg over

And every one that Tyrone knows call Kevin his best pal

And she was immoral Molly

Molly had her plans,

Hey hey hey,

Brazenly got the balls

To get her filthy hands, inside Kevins overalls

She went in a huff, started being grumpy

Coz she was up the duff,

From having rumpy-pumpy

The devil with his dungarees on

Kevin was giving molly one

Everywhere that Tyrone goes they say Molly's wicked

Since Kevin had his leg over

And every one that Tyrone knows call Kevin his best pal

And she was immoral Molly

Guitar bit

The devil with his dungarees on

Kevin was giving molly one

Everywhere that Tyrone goes they say Molly's wicked

Since Kevin had his leg over

And every one that Tyrone knows call Kevin his best pal

And she was immoral Molly

The devil with his dungarees on

Kevin was giving molly one

Everywhere that Tyrone goes they say Molly's wicked

Since Kevin had his leg over

And every one that Tyrone knows call Kevin his best pal

And she was immoral Molly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU07wHtUf8M

#angielskizhejto #punk  #toydollsnadzis i dodatkowo dziś #zwiazki

Dwutygodniowy kurs prawdziwego angielskiego 

Day 2.

Pora nauczyć się prawidłowej wymowy, a nie jakiejś amerykańskiej abominacji 

(dzisiaj jeszcze łagodnie i romantycznie, żeby nie odstraszyć uczniów, ale jutro już nie )

Olga... I cannot!

I think I'll call Kendra...

- Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra, please?

- Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?

- Ahh! I cannot!

I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Rumside Hall - in Durham

So sweet and tender but she did not even see me at all - no

She looked so nice, she smelled so fine

Oh how I wished that Kendra was mine

5 foot 1 ande eyes that were blue

A smile that made me melt

Oh, what could I do?

I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick - yes

If I came strait to the point it would do the trick - yes

I asked her if she'd like to go out with me

She said that she was flattered, but I just could't see

Why she said..

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh! Olga I cannot

My boyfriend's sitting on the Sunday

He does not want you to see me

So Olgaaaa.. I cannot

I was really de-pressed, what could I do? I was blue

I'll ring her up again in a day or two, on Monday

Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky

Howza bout now baby come out with me?

And she said... she said...

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh! olga I cannot

I would if I could, but I don't think I should

I can't, well I can but I shan't - it's not good man

Olga... I cannot... I cannot! I cannot!! I cannot!!!!

I'm sorry that I ever rang

She said "Don't be dafted. Oh! Olga man

I want to see you, don't get me wrong

I'll contact you soon, it won't be long

But at the moment... I cannot."

I called Kendra another fifty times on the phone - Yes

She agreed to meet me, but I should have known - Yes

I wound the window down in the Rolls Royce

I said "Jump in the back!" and then I heard her voice

Start to say...Start to say...

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh! Olga I cannot

I'm going to Laurete for my holiday in Spain

And when I get back, I still cannot again!

So Olgaaaaaaa....

Oh! Olga I cannot

Oh!Olga I cannot

I talked it over with me mum and me dad

But even me sister and the dog think I'm mad!

So Olga.... yes Olga..... I cannot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USMCXFVfv6o

#angielskizhejto #punk #toydollsnadzis

Dwutygodniowy kurs prawdziwego angielskiego

Day 1.

Naprawdę zachęcam do śledzenia tekstu w trakcie słuchania. NA-PRAW-DE

My wife's a Psychopath

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night

Could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?

A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek and mild?

I faced the wrath of a psychopath and a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she weren't the one for me

But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony

She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"

But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe... ferociously

[Chorus:]

My wife's a psychopath

Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom

My wife's a psychopath

Aooeee

My wife's a psychopath

Always on the warpath

After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black and blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars

She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!

She yelled and squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence

I smashed her face in, just in case, coz I hate violence... it's not for me

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

She's a psychopath

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

Psycho, psycho, she's a bleedin' psycho

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOUfOZRooUE

#naukajezykow #pytanie

Jaki sposób polecicie do nauki języka kraju, w którym nie mieszkacie bez lektora* ? Inaczej mówiąc - siedzę sobie w kraju, gdzie kruszynę chleba itd i uczę się np malgaskiego? Jak?

*https://sjp.pwn.pl/sjp/lektor;2565845.html znaczenie 1

To jeszcze jedno, bo jestem zwolennikiem nauki intensywnej, a nie jakiegoś mamlania powolnego.

#angielskizhejto #chcialbymumicangielski #hanuszki #heheszki i dodatkowo #911

#angielskizhejto #chcialbymumicangielski #heheszki a nawet #hanuszki

:flag-wales: :gb:

Źródło: https://www.tiktok.com/@oliversoxford/video/7344427037815344417

#lingwistyka #jezyki #angielski #jezykangielski #walia

:nine::zero:

Źródło: https://www.tiktok.com/@jarrydjake/video/7352924390775967009

#jezykpolski #polski #naukajezykow #heheszki

:apple::apple:

Źródło: https://www.tiktok.com/@kaho.japonka/video/7347793796014427423

#jezykpolski #polski #naukajezykow

#fizyka

Płeć kota w różnych językach.

#jezyki

Za absolutną obrzydliwość amerykańskiego angielskiego uważam przecinki w cudzysłowach.

In American English, you should always place a comma or period inside quotation marks. In UK usage, you can choose. Most style guides, such as the Modern Language Association (MLA), Associated Press (AP), and The Chicago Manual of Style (Chicago) suggest the American rule. If you're uncertain who your audience will be then it's best to always place your commas inside of quotes. That way you'll never been seen as wrong.

Correct: "I'll come along later," said Mary.

Incorrect in US: "I'll come along later", said Mary.

Incorrect in US: "I'll come along later" said Mary.

https://prowritingaid.com/grammar/1008078/Should-I-use-a-comma-at-the-end-of-a-quotation%2C-before-the-closing-quotation-mark

Commas always go inside quotation marks in American (and often Canadian) style. In British (and often Australian) style, commas go inside or outside depending on whether they are meant to punctuate the text within quotes or the surrounding sentence.

https://editorsmanual.com/articles/commas-with-quotes/

ChatGPT lubi tak pisać chory pojeb.

#angielski #jezykangielski #chatgpt

czyczyić

Źródło: https://www.tiktok.com/@jarrydjake/video/7341025829197024544

#jezykpolski #polski

Pšonci

https://cs.wiktionary.org/wiki/P%C5%A1onek

https://pl.glosbe.com/s%C5%82ownik-czesko-polski/P%C5%A1onek

#czeski #jezykczeski #pepiki

Gdzie jest ten gościu, co mu nie brzmiało, że czeski po niemiecku to "Tschechische"? Bo chciałem mu pokazać tego mema i powiedzieć, że to też nie jest żaden łamaniec

#naukajezykow

Cześć, czy ktoś z Was korzystał z ChatGPT i głosowych konwersacji w celu szlifowania angielskiego? Może znacie lepsze opcje, możliwości głosowego dialogu z AI po angielsku do konwersacji, zarazem, aby Cię poprawiał w odpowiedziach? Szukam czegoś z AI na wzór rozmów z native na dowolny temat do szlifowania języka.

#jezykangielski #naukajezykow #angielski #jezykiobce #sztucznainteligencja #chatgpt