Myślałem, że 57 minut. Widzę, że standardy lecą na łeb. Cieniasy

Debil

A kto normalny łazi z kołkiem w d⁎⁎ie?

Co jest z tymi ludźmi?

Angielskie poczucie humoru Uwielbiam!

A sadist, a masochist, a zoophile, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a serial killer are having a stroll in the park.

This merry band of weirdoes and deviants are getting a bit bored. Then the zoophile whispers: "Oooh, I know what we should do. Let's catch a cat!"

The sadist nods approvingly: "Yes! Let's catch a cat... and let's torture it!"

The serial killer licks the blade of his knife, and chimes in: "Let's catch a cat, let's torture it, and then let's kill it!"

The necrophile adjusts the front of his pants and grins: "Let's catch a cat, let's torture it, let's kill it, and then let's have some fun with its corpse!"

Toying with his lighter, the pyromaniac replies: "Let's catch a cat, let's torture it, let's kill it, let's have some fun with its corpse, and then let's burn it!"

The masochist is quiet for a moment.

Then he says:

"Meow."

A teacher asked the children in her 3rd-year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as a S.A.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, loads of cocaine, and all the while banging her like a loose barn door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Johnny's tart Miss!"

@Marshalist uspokoj sie bo cie zglosze na psy popierdolencu

A to nie jest przypadkiem fotka aktorki porno Brandi Love?

@Marshalist rip :c

@Marshalist A kojarzy ktoś taki żart o oglądaniu porno bez dźwięku o przyrodnim rodzeństwie?

@Marshalist Nie mam kompletnie pojęcia kim jest ta pani i o co chodziło z tymi żarcikami na temat jej stroju na narty.

@Marshalist w Nowym Jorku nie da rady, nie jest szybsza od pocisku kaliber 9mm

@Marshalist jaja reginalda

Tu takie hiszpańskie heheszki

Śpiew to musiał być donośny, a słowa piosenki elektryzujaco-wstrząsające

Z poziomu 4/10 w dwie sekundy spadła na 2/10

Troche sterczy