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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Liam pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Liam guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, Liam, along with his friend Finley, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Liam guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, Finley said to Liam, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all."

Liam replied, "No, it's genuine enough Finley. My wife won twice last week."

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"Personel pokładowy American Airlines próbuje ewakuować pasazarow samolotu z powodu pożaru baterii laptopa, ale..."

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"Jedyna krowa w małym miasteczku w Polsce przestała dawać mleko".

The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles.

Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.

The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk, and the people were so happy that they decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and so produce more cows like it.

Then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

So they bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

But whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow didn't want to know.

The people were very upset and decided to ask their wise rabbi for his advice.

They told the rabbi what had been happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away,"

they said.

"If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side."

The rabbi thought about the problem for a minute and then asked: "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

The people were amazed, because they had never mentioned where they had bought the COW.

"You are truly a wise rabbi," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"

The rabbi replied sadly: "My wife is from Minsk.

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