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Sztuczna inteligencja nareszcie znalazła swą doskonałą formę: https://www.cat-gpt.com/ #ai #humor #heheszki #ciekawostki

Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan.

So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know what is sex" he replied.

Jane then explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ...."Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."Stunned by his response, Jane said: "Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don't shag a tree to get yourself off. Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates,"you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed: "What the bloody hell did you do that for?

"Check for bees." he responded.

#angielski #humor

Jest weekend, więc czas na mały "coachingGPT" o temacie "Jak poprawić swoje wyniki w pracy?" #humor #chatgpt #ai #coaching

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

#angielski #humor

https://youtu.be/JAM2r4VmLt0

Polecam Kaliber 200Volt, zwłaszcza późniejsze odcinki (bez BFF). Kwintesencja Walaszka.

#humor #walaszek

Wszystko przez tego mściwego murzyna! :(

#polska #humor

Dzień dobry!

Niedawno zostałem ojcem i kilka nieprzespanych nocy natchnęły mnie do popełnienie bardzo poczytalnej piosenki o tacierzyństwie. Bawcie się dobrze.

https://youtu.be/VTqnt7D39d4

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Wróżbita

https://streamable.com/7kbnm2

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Dzień świętego Patryka już za nami, czy ktoś was znalazł złoto, tęczę albo krasnala?

https://streamable.com/zzlpi5

#heheszki #humor #krasnal #zloto #tecza

Stare, ale śmieszy

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