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A wife is having a gangbang with three men, one of them is deaf

Her husband walks in, so one hides in the closet, the second under the bed and the deaf man hides in the balcony.

The husband opened the closet, and yells who the hell are you, the man says I'm the handyman, I'm fixing your closet, you owe me 100 bucks. He gives him his money and send him on his way.

The husband then looks under the bed and yells who the fuck are you, the second one says I'm also a handyman and | was fixing your bed, so the husband gives him another $100 and let him leave.

The deaf man then storms into the room, and yells, I fucked her too, that'll be a $100.

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"To promote abstinence on a college campus"

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Erecto Patronum!

Expecto Orgasmus!

Wingardium Levi-oh-oh-oh-OH-Aahhh!!!

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"Things get real interesting around 3:15.."

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My daughter came home today and said "Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Mike."

"Are you kidding me?!" I said, "What the fuck are you doing with this ugly loser? Don't scrape the barrel, you can do much better than this."

"Dad!!" my daughter screamed, "Mike is lovely!"

"

I know." I replied "I was talking to him."

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