My daughter came home today and said "Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Mike." "Are you…

My daughter came home today and said "Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Mike."

"Are you kidding me?!" I said, "What the fuck are you doing with this ugly loser? Don't scrape the barrel, you can do much better than this."

"Dad!!" my daughter screamed, "Mike is lovely!"

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I know." I replied "I was talking to him."

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