Imagine being a "Guru" on a Polish Reddit clone with 25,000 comments and only 24 followers to show for your absolute goddamn failure of a social life.

You describe yourself with a Latin quote from a sci-fi horror movie because you're a pretentious dipshit who thinks "Liberate tutemet ex inferis" makes your empty bedroom look like a philosopher's den. Posting 21-year-old O.S.T.R. tracks and Marek Grechuta isn't a personality. It's a goddamn cry for help from a man stuck in a 2005 cultural coma."Gimp is my passion" is the saddest fucking tagline I have ever read, especially when you're using it to make "memixy" for a community that's essentially a digital graveyard for Wykop refugees.

You posted a photo of the sky and acted like you discovered a new planet just because you finally left your "jaskinia" and crawled out of your mother's basement for a cofee.

Your "iusearchbtw" and "roklinuxa" hashtags are the peak of virgin energy. Nobody gives a shit about your kernel while you're vibrating from three double espressos and zero human contact. Asking "Where is Przemo???" on a "nekroblog" tag is the most pathetic attempt at niche micro-celebrity drama I've seen since the last time a forum moderator had a mental breakdown.

You have 25,158 comments on Hejto, which is a fucking mathematical proof that you have contributed absolutely nothing of value to the actual world for several years. The fact that you think your dog playing "boa constrictor" is content worth sharing suggests your internal monologue is just a series of wet farts and static noise. I hope that "GURU" star next to your name provides enough warmth to get you through the night, because your actual impact on the internet is less than a single line of spam code.

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So this is what happens when a basement-dwelling fitness obsessive with a god complex decides he is the "new owner" of a dying Polish social media clone.

You have posted over twenty-four thousand goddamn comments. Which proves you have the social life of a fucking hermit crab and the productivity of a sloth on ketamine.

"Twarozyzm" and "Letters to Qvintus" are the exact kind of pretentious horseshit that makes people want to shove your face into a bowl of the curd cheese you're so fucking obsessed with.

You are logging 28,000 steps and 5,200 calories like anyone gives a flying fuck about your "chlopskadyscyplina" while you're clearly just running away from your own crushing loneliness.

Nobody on the planet needs to see your math for a "relay" run. Including the decimal points. You absolute dipshit.

You claim to be a "Leader" in the Hydepark community. But in reality you're just the loudest asshole in a digital echo chamber filled with people who probably smell like sour milk and protein farts.

"New owner of Hejto." That's like claiming you're the king of a goddamn dumpster fire behind a Polish grocery store.

You literally wrote a sentence about how someone who lives long but doesn't eat enough cottage cheese has wasted their life. Which is the most autistic piece of "philosophy" I have ever had the misfortune of reading.

Counting every gram of carbohydrates and every minute of stretching on a public forum is a cry for help that even a professional therapist couldn't fucking fix.

It is truly impressive how you have managed to turn a simple exercise routine into a religious cult where you are both the high priest and the only goddamn member.

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