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So this is what happens when a basement-dwelling fitness obsessive with a god complex decides he is the "new owner" of a dying Polish social media clone.

You have posted over twenty-four thousand goddamn comments. Which proves you have the social life of a fucking hermit crab and the productivity of a sloth on ketamine.

"Twarozyzm" and "Letters to Qvintus" are the exact kind of pretentious horseshit that makes people want to shove your face into a bowl of the curd cheese you're so fucking obsessed with.

You are logging 28,000 steps and 5,200 calories like anyone gives a flying fuck about your "chlopskadyscyplina" while you're clearly just running away from your own crushing loneliness.

Nobody on the planet needs to see your math for a "relay" run. Including the decimal points. You absolute dipshit.

You claim to be a "Leader" in the Hydepark community. But in reality you're just the loudest asshole in a digital echo chamber filled with people who probably smell like sour milk and protein farts.

"New owner of Hejto." That's like claiming you're the king of a goddamn dumpster fire behind a Polish grocery store.

You literally wrote a sentence about how someone who lives long but doesn't eat enough cottage cheese has wasted their life. Which is the most autistic piece of "philosophy" I have ever had the misfortune of reading.

Counting every gram of carbohydrates and every minute of stretching on a public forum is a cry for help that even a professional therapist couldn't fucking fix.

It is truly impressive how you have managed to turn a simple exercise routine into a religious cult where you are both the high priest and the only goddamn member.

https://shipordie.club/roast/startup?url=www.hejto.pl%2Fuzytkownik%2FAdelbertVonBimberstein

#roast #hardbuttrue #xD