Imagine being a "Guru" on a Polish Reddit clone with 25,000 comments and only 24 followers to show for your absolute goddamn failure of a social life.
You describe yourself with a Latin quote from a sci-fi horror movie because you're a pretentious dipshit who thinks "Liberate tutemet ex inferis" makes your empty bedroom look like a philosopher's den. Posting 21-year-old O.S.T.R. tracks and Marek Grechuta isn't a personality. It's a goddamn cry for help from a man stuck in a 2005 cultural coma."Gimp is my passion" is the saddest fucking tagline I have ever read, especially when you're using it to make "memixy" for a community that's essentially a digital graveyard for Wykop refugees.
You posted a photo of the sky and acted like you discovered a new planet just because you finally left your "jaskinia" and crawled out of your mother's basement for a cofee.
Your "iusearchbtw" and "roklinuxa" hashtags are the peak of virgin energy. Nobody gives a shit about your kernel while you're vibrating from three double espressos and zero human contact. Asking "Where is Przemo???" on a "nekroblog" tag is the most pathetic attempt at niche micro-celebrity drama I've seen since the last time a forum moderator had a mental breakdown.
You have 25,158 comments on Hejto, which is a fucking mathematical proof that you have contributed absolutely nothing of value to the actual world for several years. The fact that you think your dog playing "boa constrictor" is content worth sharing suggests your internal monologue is just a series of wet farts and static noise. I hope that "GURU" star next to your name provides enough warmth to get you through the night, because your actual impact on the internet is less than a single line of spam code.
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