@Marshalist Przecież ma racje. Już żywszy nie będzie więc po co psuć dzień wszystkim pasażerom i załodze?

@Marshalist Trochę przywodzi na myśl takie widoki:

**A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, ‟Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”

‟What do they say?” the priest inquired.

‟They say, ’Hi, we’re prostitutes.Do you want to have some fun?’” the woman said embarrassingly.

‟That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, ‟I can see why you’re embarrassed.”

He thought a minute and then said, ‟You know, I may have a solution to this problem.I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job.My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship.I am sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time.”

‟Thank you,” the lady responded, ‟this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.

As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, ‟Hi, we’re prostitutes.Do you want to have some fun?”

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, ‟Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”**

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„Nightcrawler” (° ͜ʖ °)

@Marshalist mistrzostwo

@Marshalist jakim trzeba być zwierzęciem, by nie być w stanie powstrzymać swoich popędów nakręconych odwiedzinami w muzeum dla dorosłych do czasu wyjścia?

king of hiv

Gx

@Marshalist tak Panie

dziwnie patrzy bałbym się jej nie ufałbym

@R8Ozd25vIENpxJkgdG8gb2JjaG9kemk do gniazdka 😀

@Marshalist "INWESTYCJA" - słowo klucz tłumaczące wszystkie te wydatki, przy czym efekt finansowy jest zjawiskiem pomijalnym w tym przypadku.