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The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven.
He knocks and St. Peter opens the Gate.
St.Peter:"Yes?? How can i help you??"
Pope:"I wanna speak with God."
St.Peter:"And you are ???"
Pope frustrated:"Im the Pope!!!"
St. Peter:"Doesnt ring a bell."
Pope very angry:"I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH GOD!!!"
St.Peter closes the Gate and goes to God.
St.Peter:"My Lord there is someone who wants to talk with you."
God:"Who?"
St.Peter:"He calls himself the Pope."
God:"Who is that supposed to be?"
St.Peter:" I dont know, what should we do with him??"
God:"Let Jesus talk with him, he spent some time down there."
Jesus goes to the Pope.
A few Minutes later Jesus returns Laughing like there is no Tomorrow.
God:"Whats so funny Jesus??"
Jesus:"Father you wont believe this, that Fishing Club i founded 2000 years ago still exists!!!"