Dyskusja użytkownika Marshalist
"Radio Yerevan, is there meat in Yerevan?"
"Yes, there is meat in Yerevan."
"Radio Yerevan, will there be meat in Stalingrad."
"Yes, there will be meat in Stalingrad."
"Radio Yerevan, will there be a meat in Moscow?"
"Yes, there will be, the exhibition is a traveling one."
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President Kekkonen of Finland went on a state visit in the Soviet Union. After successful negotiations he dined with Khrushchev. The atmosphere was very relaxed and both leaders were getting quite tipsy. Suddenly Khrushchev said: "You know Urho, I've been thinking about our two countries. We co-operate so very well, and we have such friendly relations, that I don't see why we need that border between us!"
All the Finnish diplomats in the room froze in terror. But Kekkonen calmly emptied his glass and said: "Yes, I've been thinking about that too. But I've come to the conclusion, that I'm way too old to lead such a great country."
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In the great party conference a civil servant happend to meet Stalin. The civil servant was very nervous and decided to ask Stalin: ”comrade Stalin do you have any time for hobbies?” ”Why, yes. I collect jokes about myself.” Said Stalin. ”Comrade Stalin, how many you have?” Asked the civil servant. ”Two and half Gulags” smiled Stalin.
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Quiz:
"Do you like the USSR?"
A: Yes - 2 points
B: No - 2 years
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The TASS news agency report: A group of Chinese tanks attacked a peacefully plowing Soviet tractor at the Chinese-Soviet border. The tractor returned fire and after resolving the conflict flew back to the base.
