I'm from a lower-middle class family

Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

I have good memories from my childhood, bitch

My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch

I used to play with that motherfucker all day long

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

About ten times a day, man, all year long

My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you

Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye

Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry

Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face

She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?

Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?

A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible

Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it

Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

Im just regular evereyday normal motherfucker

#gownowpis