d_kris2024-10-05T22:19:07+02:001Lubie te "naukowe" suchary. Łap jeszcze jeden do kolekcji: A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church The Priest says " you can't be here!". The particle replies "you can't have mass without me ”
Deykun★2024-10-05T22:29:04+02:001@d_kris “Hey, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.” A tachyon walks into a bar.
d_kris2024-10-05T22:42:19+02:001@Deykun An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost."