#bezbeczki
No i za co kochać te mini -Kurwice?
@Evivalarte Chińczycy mogą stwierdzić że szybciej się pieką niż np. labla-kadabra-blador
I mieści się zapewne też w piekarniku.
@Evivalarte na tym wideo jest powód do ich kochania - gryzą wkurwiające osoby.
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Two hunters shot an elk and started dragging it by the hind legs back to their truck. It’s huge and heavy, and a solid hour of dragging later, they meet an indigenous man. He says ‘hey, you’re pulling it the wrong way - if you pull the antlers, the fur will slide along the ground and it will be easier to pull’.
The hunters are impressed by this wisdom and thank the man. They start pulling the elk by the antlers and sure enough, it’s much easier. But half an hour later, one turns to the other and says ‘hey, that guy wasn’t so smart after all - we’re right back where we started!’
#zzr #bezbeczki
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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Liam pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Liam guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Liam, along with his friend Finley, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Liam guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Finley said to Liam, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all."
Liam replied, "No, it's genuine enough Finley. My wife won twice last week."
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*Mężczyzna znajduje magiczną lampę, pociera ją i pojawia się dżin*
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#bezbeczki #zzr
"A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven"
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@Marshalist nie rozumiem tagu...
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