There was an old whore pulling tricks Who at one time could handle five pricks One day she did cry As she pulled out her

There was an old whore pulling tricks

Who at one time could handle five pricks

One day she did cry

As she pulled out her glass eye,

"Tell the boys I now can take six!"

...

There once was a vampire named Mable,

whose periods were eerily stable.

Thus every full moon, she'd get out a spoon,

and drink herself under the table.

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