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The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven\.\.\.

He knocks, and St\. Peter opens the Gate\.

St\.Peter: "Yes?? How can I help you??"

Pope: "I wanna speak with God\."

St\.Peter: "And you are ???"

Pope frustrated: "I'm the Pope\!\!\!"

St\. Peter: "Doesn't ring a bell\."

Pope very angry: "I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH GOD\!\!\!"

St\.Peter closes the Gate and goes to God\.

St\.Peter: "My Lord, there is someone who wants to talk with you\."

God: "Who?"

St\.Peter: "He calls himself the Pope\."

God: "Who is that supposed to be?"

St\.Peter: "I don't know, what should we do with him??"

God: "Let Jesus talk with him, he spent some time down there\."

Jesus goes to the Pope\.

A few minutes later, Jesus returns laughing like there is no tomorrow\.

God: "What's so funny, son??"

Jesus: "Father, you won't believe this, but that Fishing Club I founded 2000 years ago still exists\!\!\!"

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The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven...
He knocks, and St. Peter opens the Gate.
St.Peter: &quot;Yes?? How can I help you??&quot;
Pope: &quot;I wanna speak with God.&quot;
St.Peter: &quot;And you are ???&quot;
Pope frustrated: &quot;I'm the Pope!!!&quot;
St. Peter: &quot;Doesn't ring a bell.&quot;
Pope very angry: &quot;I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH GOD!!!&quot;
St.Peter closes the Gate and goes to God.
St.Peter: &quot;My Lord, there is someone who wants to talk with you.&quot;
God: &quot;Who?&quot;
St.Peter: &quot;He calls himself the Pope.&quot;
God: &quot;Who is that supposed to be?&quot;
St.Peter: &quot;I don't know, what should we do with him??&quot;
God: &quot;Let Jesus talk with him, he spent some time down there.&quot;
Jesus goes to the Pope.
A few minutes later, Jesus returns laughing like there is no tomorrow.
God: &quot;What's so funny, son??&quot;
Jesus: &quot;Father, you won't believe this, but that Fishing Club I founded 2000 years ago still exists!!!&quot;
#zzr #suchar

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