The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven...
He knocks, and St. Peter opens the Gate.
St.Peter: "Yes?? How can I help you??"
Pope: "I wanna speak with God."
St.Peter: "And you are ???"
Pope frustrated: "I'm the Pope!!!"
St. Peter: "Doesn't ring a bell."
Pope very angry: "I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH GOD!!!"
St.Peter closes the Gate and goes to God.
St.Peter: "My Lord, there is someone who wants to talk with you."
God: "Who?"
St.Peter: "He calls himself the Pope."
God: "Who is that supposed to be?"
St.Peter: "I don't know, what should we do with him??"
God: "Let Jesus talk with him, he spent some time down there."
Jesus goes to the Pope.
A few minutes later, Jesus returns laughing like there is no tomorrow.
God: "What's so funny, son??"
Jesus: "Father, you won't believe this, but that Fishing Club I founded 2000 years ago still exists!!!"
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