Białkov:

New Wykop. What do you think?

Orlen:

Whoa-ho, very nice. Look at that.

Białkov:

Picked them up from the developers yesterday.

Tomasz Sakiewicz:

Good coloring.

Białkov:

That's "błękit pruski ". And the lettering is something called "roboto".

Tomasz Sakiewicz:

It's very cool, Białkov... but that's nothing. Look at this.

(Tomasz Sakiewicz removes his website from its holder)

Patryk Nawrocki:

That is really nice.

Tomasz Sakiewicz:

"Eggshell", with "arial" type. What do you think?

Białkov:

[beat] Nice.

Patryk Nawrocki:

Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

Białkov:

[internal monologue] I can't believe that Patryk Nawrocki prefers Tomasz Sakiewicz's website to mine.

Patryk Nawrocki:

But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.

(Patryk Nawrocki removes his non existing website from its holder)

Patryk Nawrocki:

Raised lettering, "Pale Nimbus". White.

Białkov:

Impressive. Very nice. [beat] Let's see Hejto owners website.

(Patryk Nawrocki nervously reveals Hejto.pl)

Białkov:

[internal monologue] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God... it even has a animację piorunka.

(Białkov seethes)

Stecka:

Something wrong? Michael? You're sweating.

#wykop #hejto