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One day Joe comes home to see a big ass gorilla on his roof. Joe goes inside and Googles "Gorilla Removal Services" and sure enough there's a guy in his area, so he calls him up. A little later a guy rolls up in a van and he's dressed in a full-on realistic-looking gorilla suit.

The guy starts taking stuff out of his van to get ready and Joe is a bit skeptical, but thinks he must know what he's doing. First the guy opens the side door and huge nasty looking rottweiler gets out and sits by at attention, staring at the gorilla. Then the guy retrieves a ladder, a baseball bat and a shotgun.

"Okay I'm gonna use the ladder to get on the roof, then I'll fool the gorilla into thinking I'm friendly, then I'm gonna knock him off the roof with the baseball bat. The dog is trained to bite down on the gorilla's genitals until I come down and give the command to let go"

Joe says "what's the shotgun for?"

"If the gorilla knocks me off instead, shoot the dog"

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The male gorilla of a zoo had passed away.

After a while, the female gorilla gets in heat and makes all kinds of noise. Some caretakers call Bubba, one of their janitors, and tell him:

- Hey Bubba, as you know, our girl gorilla is all lonely now due to her mate not being with her anymore, and is about to go crazy and wreck everything. So tell you what, for 500 dollars, you're gonna fuck her good, got it?

Bubba thinks for a while and says:

- Ok boys, but I've got three conditions. One, there ain't gonna be no kissin'. Two, this stays between us, I don't want no one to know about my shenanigans with that gal gorilla.

- Sure Bubba, we'll take this to the grave. What's the third condition?

- I'm gonna need a few weeks till I get a hold of 500 dollars.

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