A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.

When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"

**A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, ‟Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”

‟What do they say?” the priest inquired.

‟They say, ’Hi, we’re prostitutes.Do you want to have some fun?’” the woman said embarrassingly.

‟That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, ‟I can see why you’re embarrassed.”

He thought a minute and then said, ‟You know, I may have a solution to this problem.I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job.My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship.I am sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time.”

‟Thank you,” the lady responded, ‟this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.

As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, ‟Hi, we’re prostitutes.Do you want to have some fun?”

There was a stunned silence.

Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, ‟Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”**